Ja Rule Hits The Pokey
By Stephanie McKinny Coach Maggie Bag What the hell is the deal with all these stars going to jail? We all know Lil Wayne got caught up on weapons charges in July of 2007 and did his time recently, but did you know that Ja Rule got caught the same night for a similar incident? Shocking. Apparently, Ja made a guest appearance at one of Lil Wayne’s shows that night and both the dummies got caught… the same night… both with guns in their possession. Ja Rule’s just so happened to be loaded and within arm’s reach, ready to use if needed. Does Ja Rule even know how to use a gun? Anyway, dude pled guilty today in a Manhattan courtroom and the judge, for some reason, thought it both necessary and useful to tell the Murder, Inc. frontman this: Shox R3 Women “Because of your guilty plea here today, you’ll have a record of having committed a violent felony. This is a very serious matter.” Judge, don’t you know that sort of thing is street cred among these rappers and their big booty hoes? What is not so cool in Ja Rule’s book is probably the fact that he’ll have to spend an estimated two-year sentence in prison starting in February for his packing of la heat. So, what did we learn from this story, boys and girls? If you’re still worried about 50 Cent jumping out from unexpected corners at you, pack your heat the legal way. The End. Shox R2 Women